Monday, September 28, 2009

Sandstorms, Surfing, & Soda




Time for another update ladies and gentlemen. As I’m certain you are all more interested in me than anything else you can be doing (including saving swimmers, running cities, teaching classes, working at the Big E, studying for tests, eating cookies, etc.), here is an account of my fourth week in the wonderful world of Australia.

First of all, Ma, you might be interested to know that we watched “Australia” in my Australian Pop Culture class. That accounts for 14 hours of my life I will never get back. It was so long. Everyone left halfway through it. But I watched it, and that’s about it.

Back to real things. Last week Gold Coast endured one of the first sandstorms in a long time. A sandstorm essentially is brown, dry, dusty fog. There are pictures of the storm in my Facebook albums. It was pretty neat, actually. And as many of you know, I am rarely opposed to a day without sun. The news said that the sand had blown up all the way from Sydney, which is over 850km (about 530 miles) to the Gold Coast. Mother Nature is quite the mystery here in Australia. I left for class in the morning to clear skies and a light breeze, and left from class to a panoramic cloud of brown dust. Naturally, I took the opportunity to get some swimming in because the sun was blocked… Carpe diem! When I found out that it was a sandstorm, for some reason all I could think of was little old Matt Brown dancing to the song… because he would.

As I mentioned in my previous entry, a few of us attended the 2nd Annual “Secret Location Party.” In that last year’s “undisclosed location” was Australia’s Big Brother house, I was pretty jazzed for this event. All 500 of us piled into seven buses with paper covering the windows to keep the location a secret. Luckily for Bond University, no one on any of the seven buses knew how to rip paper, so the secret was kept safe (sarcasm). I was thoroughly convinced we were going to an amusement park or SeaWorld. We didn’t go to either of those places. We went to Griffith University. Really? Really. As we got off the bus, one of the student leaders told us we were at our rival school. This didn’t sound like much of a party to many of us. It’s like if someone from BU went to BC for a night. Riveting. There was a Monopoly theme to the night; we were all given six “Bondopoly” bills with which to get drinks. The highlight of my night was probably when the band announced that anyone with the initials “BS” could go get another free drink. So myself, Britney Spears, Blessed Sacrament, and Bull you know what went up and got another drink. Way to anticipate the 2009 Bond University Secret Location Party when naming me, mom and dad. Cheers!

In other news, Wednesday by the Water is something I highly recommend all American schools to adopt. Every Wednesday afternoon, the school grills out by Lake Orr for all of the students to enjoy an Australian sizzle, if you will. There’s live music in the middle of campus, tons of food, and even beer. It’s really a special time, like dodgeball time.

Another aspect of campus life that Bond Uni boasts that, as far as I know, Bridgewater is lacking too, is an on-campus travel office. It’s called Student Flights and they are on campus solely to book travel arrangements for student who attend Bond. Myself, Iain, Zach, and Brandon (all friends from my AustraLearn group) went there a few times last weekend and finally booked a flight and plans to go to New Zealand at the end of October. I’m stoked. The broad who handles our trip from Student Flights is my soon-to-be fiancĂ©e. I’m smitten by her. We’re going for five days, leaving on October 28th. I’ll give you more details about what we’re doing after we get there. I’ll just say I have never done anything that is in our itinerary.

The next item to discuss is this most recent weekend’s surf trip. By far, one of the best weekends ever, and certainly the best weekend so far in Australia. At 9:00 on Friday night, about 40 of us hopped onto a bus and headed south to Spot-X on Arrawarra Beach. We pulled into the camp around 1am. The same three aforementioned people, including myself chose a cabin, dropped our stuff, and three of us went down to the beach. I have never seen so many stars in my entire life. Between the three of us, we saw easily eight shooting stars in a matter of twenty minutes. We were in bed by about 2:30 and we were awake by 8:00 eating breakfast before our first surf session. I suck at surfing. Like I suck. But it is so fun. Catching one wave is like a drug, it’s so addicting. After we finished our first session and grabbed some lunch, about seven of us went on an adventure to find a rope swing that hung over the creek that flowed right around our camp. We asked probably the dumbest surf instructor in the world where the swing was and he said it was a five minute walk up the creek. We never found it. We did, however, find out that it is like a 20 minute walk down the river and a five minute drive. Where we walked was for real like an episode of Survivor. I felt like Tribal Council was right around the corner. We headed back by around 3:00 and got suited up for our second surf lesson of the day. Another sandstorm had encroached upon us. It made visibility a little weaker but the wind made the waves way bigger.

After our second surf session of Saturday, we headed back to camp and showered up. They then took us to the store to get some “popcorn and soda.” This is when I got to experience my first drive-thru liquor store. It was pretty neat. We headed back to camp, ate some dinner, and then it was party time. The people who work at this MojoSurf camp seriously live the life. It is a surf camp that is literally a 30 second walk to the ocean where about 10 or 12 friends live and work together, surf all day, meet new people every week, and party every night. The camp itself is a laid-back, surfed out area with Bob Marley and Jack Johnson tunes all day and all night. That night I learned some awesome games from some German folk. I’ll bring them home with me. The games, not the Germans. As luck would have it, we had the 6am wake-up for Sunday morning after a late night with way too much soda. My bed was soaked when I woke up too… it must have been condensation from the air conditioning, right Coop? Our group was about half the size as the day before, and only about half of Sunday’s crew actually surfed. Most of us paddled out and then just fell asleep on our boards. After that session, we went exploring on the rock peninsula that formed the Spot-X bay. I got some awesome pictures, and by some I mean I got like 400 awesome pictures of the same thing. Deal with it. We left camp around 1:00 and stopped at Byron Bay on the way home. We were only there for about an hour but it seemed like it was a pretty cool place and it is definitely worth looking into visiting again. We got back around 8:00 on Sunday night and pretty much were all passed out pretty early. Long, but awesome weekend.

As in previous entries, here are some recap facts:
-I found The Office and Survivor. Don’t worry.
-For classes, we have to switch our Microsoft Word settings to the British English version. So flavor becomes flavour, center becomes centre, and anything that ends in “-ize” becomes “-ise.”
-Sharing a lane in swimming is more complicated than Sudoku. Since these guys drive on the left side of the road, they swim on the left side of the lane. It’s stressful.
-Queen Nancy would have a field day with Australian phonetics. There is an upward inflection at the end of every sentence. Like “I’m Ron Burgundy?”
-The best ice cream bar sold in Australia is called a “Golden Gaytime…” Dead serious.

Thanks for reading guys!!! It’s already been a month here! I hope to talk to you all at some point. Don’t forget to get Skype if you want to talk. My name is Sully1300. Otherwise, don’t forget to comment and don’t forget to vote, Holyoke!!! Miss you all!!!

Upward inflection:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO431S52cP0

Monday, September 21, 2009

Australian Harvard

Well you know how the saying goes… “Time flies when you teach a man to fish, and there’s no ‘I’ in team…” or something like that. So much has happened since the last time I wrote, so please, stop working, I’m more important.

Classes have started, introducing me to the smallest iota of the real world that I have encountered so far in my Australian endeavors. I am taking the most ridiculous classes I could find in the course catalog, including Australian Sport in the Modern Era and Australian Pop Culture. The way classes are arranged here at Bond University is much different than what I’m used to at home. We have a 2 or 3 hour lecture per class every week, as well as a 1 hour tutorial. You can imagine how much I inappropriately laughed when I heard my professor refer to a tutorial as a “toot” the first time. And the second time. But classes are boring so that’s all I’m ever going to divulge on Australian academia. Except for one more thing, we have recently found out that Bond University is one of the top schools in Australia. A few natives even referred to it as Australia’s Harvard. Who knew? I guess that’s why everyone else who is here is here for Business, Law, or Medicine, and I’m the ass who’s here to take 4 introductory level courses. When in Rome, I guess. Thanks mom and dad.

Last week a bunch of us kids went out on a booze cruise. Which, for some of you elders, is simply a boat ride around a harbor on which we consume as much soda and popcorn as possible while watching movies and playing tag. It was really fun. We were supposed to get a free drink at every bar we went to after that as part of the package we had. I guess we got free drinks, but they were all shot glasses of cranberry juice. That is not a joke. Still a very fun night though.

I was lucky enough to attend another pub crawl this most recent weekend. Here are a few things about going out in Australia that I’ve noticed so far:
-Don’t go unless you want to scream a lot on the bus.
-Don’t go unless you want to dance (I know).
-If you don’t like either of the above, the kebabs at the end of the night will make up for it, as well as account for your stanky breath for the next day.
This particular pub crawl we went on was advertised and sponsored by the school. It’s crazy how much this school has that Bridgewater doesn’t, including an on-campus bar and these things called parking spots. It’s really a dream. Anyways, back to the pub crawl. We were supplied tie-dyed t-shirts to sport for the night as our ticket for free entry, popcorn, and movies, I’ll get back to that. Going out to pubs in Australia is basically like showering and getting all cleaned up, just to go play basketball in a bikram yoga classroom. Seriously I sweat like a jockey in a sauna when I’m at bars here. Needless to say, our tie-dyed shirts had seeped into our pores, causing our bodies the next morning to be a wonderful combination of fluorescent yellow and green. True story.

Furthermore, I have been playing beach volleyball for upwards of 3 hours about 4 or 5 times a week. I am trying to represent the birthplace of the sport to the best of my ability, but again, the sweat. Sweat seems to be the overarching theme of my experience so far in Australia. I think it adds character though.

Fireworks on Lake Orr in the middle of campus were a treat as well. They were only 5 minutes long, but boy were they the best 5 minutes of fireworks I’ve ever witnessed. It’s like it skipped the crappy parts and just went straight to the finale. It was a special time for everyone to enjoy. Additionally, for any and all of you whom I am certain were concerned, I have found the nearest Mexican restaurant and I plan on going there until On The Border is within 10 miles of me. You can breathe easy now.

As in the last blog, here are a few more interesting facts about Australia that you might find interesting:
-There’s on-the-spot fines for everything, such as not wearing a bike helmet, bringing your dog on the beach, drunk driving. You can get fined for pretty much doing anything you can control while drunk, including but not limited to, cars, bikes, roller blades, skateboards, even pogo sticks. A man got fined a few months ago for operating a horse drunk; it was the first case of its kind in over 30 years.
-Trash cans in Australia are harder to find than weapons of mass destruction.
-2 flushes: left one’s for #1, right one’s for #2.
-Mr. Kane’s Fahrenheit to Celsius conversion has helped me leaps and bounds.
-Walking to class can be a treacherous feat. I want to walk on the right side of everyone because that’s how I’m used to driving. However, everyone else absolutely does not want to play that game.
-There’s a $150 fine for jumping into Lake Orr, the lake in the middle of our campus that is in no way blocked off my any sort of fence or barrier. Additionally, there are bull sharks in there. God delivered them, Bond University signed for them… World keeps spinnin’.

That’s all for now folks. I hope you enjoyed wasting your time reading about my life. Tonight is the 2nd Annual “Secret Location Party.” Last year it was at Australia’s Big Brother house, so I’m assuming the location this year will be pretty kickass. Going on a surf trip this weekend, and some of us are working on getting the details together for a trip to New Zealand! Thanks for reading… here’s another video for you to enjoy… (togs = bathing suit in Australia). Don’t forget to comment! Miss you all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Lx2ihpGbc

Sunday, September 6, 2009

My First Week in Australia

G'Day Mates...

Well, it really happened. I'm really in Oz. It's true. It took a good amount of time for me to get interweb acces, but here I am, bein' all bloggy. This is just an opportunity for me to make a feeble attempt to verbalize the stuff I see. My vocabulary can barely do any of it any justice, but some of you might want to read something instead of doing your jobs.

I flew out of Hartford last I have no idea what day, landed in Dallas and met two people right away. I then took off from Dallas to LA with a lady pilot... first time for everything. We ate dinner in LAX and played Catchphrase in the gate's waiting area as we met each other. We then took off from LA to Brisbane. I took my first Tylenol PM too, slept for 11 and a half hours of my 13 hour flight, woke up, caught the tail end of The Hangover and before I knew it I was down under, but certainly not done flying. At baggage claim, my suitcase was one of the first ones to come up, but naturally I didn't notice it until everyone else was already gone. Why? because in my travels, the handle thingy with the wheels had come off, so I now had to carry my 50 pound suitcase, rather than pulling it, my forearms are still sore and as many of you know, I have very active sweat glands. Coupled with Australia's heat, my shirt was soaking in about 45 seconds. I somehow made it through and got onto my final flight of the day to Cairns (still have no clue how to pronounce it).

We met our introduction guides as soon as we landed and they brought us to the hostel we were going to be staying in for the next three days. It was a lot nicer than we expected, which was pretty sweet. We all got into the pool and enjoyed our first authentic Aussie BBQ. We had some time to settle in and then we were off to a hotel for our first information session followed by a dinner that had already been paid for. We started to try some beers too, they're pretty good. It was still a pretty early night as we were terribly jet-lagged.

The next day we went to The RainForeStation which was awesome. We spooned kangaroos, learned how to throw a boomerang, watched the natives play the dijereedoo (that weird pipe that you hear in the Outback commercials), learned some spear-throwing techniques, and got pictures holding koala bears, which may or may not be the worst smelling animals on earth. Those little guys get to sleep 20 hours a day too, sweet life. I saw some Dingoes too, I think that might be the missing gene in Duchess' ancestral confusion. We also got to go on an army duck tour through the woods and saw some weirdo trees and birds. I felt like we were in a Jurassic Park. We got back and were done with everything we had to do by 4, so we took the opportunity to go out in Cairns. Very club scene... lot of lights, felt like I was in a screen saver. Different, but fun for sure. Cairns is much like Cancun, and since I've never been to Cancun, I have the credentials to say so. We started calling it Cairnscun.

Saturday was our big day, we got to go to the Great Barrier Reef. No pictures I could have taken would ever be able to explain what I saw. Truly unreal. We got to snorkel all day, and we could go scuba diving for a little extra charge. Since it is the Great Barrier Reef and not the Adequate Barrier Reef... carpe diem. Myself, my friend Iain, and two Belgian girls went down with our instructor. We didn't see much wildlife, but Iain and I couldn't pass on the opportunity to perform the robot on the floor of the Great Barrier Reef. We did however see a Nemo, which was pretty awesome. After that the boat took us to another location where we could snorkel or scuba again, we just snorkeled which was equally as awesome. We returned around five, and headed out again since all was had to do the next day was head to school.

Sunday (yesterday) we drove back to the Cairns airport so we could fly back to Brisbane. Once we landed, we drove a little over an hour until we finally arrived to Bond University campus. Probably one of the most awesome looking places of all time ever. My room looks exactly like a Holiday Inn Express room. Two beds, bathroom, and a balcony. The gym is two floors below me, the pool is a 20 second walk from my dorm room, and the beach is a ten minute drive. Today we took care of some logistical campus itinerary items that we needed to do. I am still roommateless at the moment, so we will see how that pans out.

Here is some weird odds and ends information about Australia that I never knew unti I got here, so maybe you might find them interesting as well...
-Guys aren't supposed to go out with open-toed shoes on. Who knew? I thought Australia would have been a pioneer in that department.
-Australian language is really hard to understand, not as hard as Spanish, but definitely not what any of us are used to.
-The Great Barrier Reef smans what is equivalent to the distance between Seattle and Los Angeles.
-There I am, there is no o-zone layer, so the sun is about 4 times as intense as anywhere else, perfect for me, huh?
-They drive on the other side of the car, other side of the road.
-The money is colored and looks like its from Monopoly.
-Everything is in kilo-whatevers, naturally.

Thanks for reading, I will have more updates periodically. I am having a great time so far, but I do miss home. Feel free to comment and let me know what's going on. I am also on skype, I don't have a webcam yet, but I can still talk like we're on the phone if anyone is into that. I love you all, don't miss me too much! More to come... Pictures as well...

-Brendan/Sully/Dangy/Buddha

Here's a video we saw for my closing remarks, something to make you feel a little more comfortable, Ma...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0G1EvR9g2w